Blood is thicker than water
Once upon a time I was dating this hairy toad and everyone could see that he was a stinking toad except me, because I was basically Anna from Frozen if she wore jeans and was on Centrelink…
Once upon a time I was dating this hairy toad and everyone could see that he was a stinking toad except me, because I was basically Anna from Frozen if she wore jeans and was on Centrelink…
Sometimes I wonder if Dear Hart wishes he’d married someone a little more normal; like last night when he asked me to buy the kids a book with a straight couple in it for a change.
I’m supremely aware that you’re uncomfortable eating with me since I joined V Club. You worry I’ll be offended. Well, I am!
It’s nice to not have to “enjoy every moment” all the time because that kind of advice is garbage. I don’t know about you, but there’s only one thing I enjoy at 3:37am and it isn’t blearily trying to find the off switch on a red shrieking demon; however I can’t at all relate to this growing celebration of how awful it is to be a parent.